Diary of a Mad Accountant

Bill Cowher and I have something in common

Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:27:29 GMT

I'm thinking about taking a blogging hiatus. Over the last months or so, I've been less and less excited to write about what's been going on in my life, not because nothing is happening (quite the opposite), but simply because I don't know if I have any words left to fill in the nooks and crannies of my day at this point.

I know there's a movement against the excuse of "too busy", but it's not just that. It's that blogging isn't my number one priority nowadays. I'm a boss now, and that takes up extra time I would spend here, and I'm in the process of cleaning up Mike's and my office here at home (which is a fucking train wreck project, let me tell you). And then in the time I have left, I've picked up a few new blogs I've been reading (especially the Comics Curmudgeon, the link's on the right toolbar). I sleep a lot better for some reason--not blogging related, of course--and I spend more time with Mike just doing whatever. I've also been skipping the gym hardcore and eating like crap. And this last weekend I was in Las Vegas for my sister Karen's wedding, where we ended up drinking some Cristal 1998, and later Mike and I went to the Playboy Club, which was an excellent place to party for boys and girls alike.

So you can see that I do have things to write about...I just don't feel like writing. Maybe work is sucking the life out of me, and I'm too tired to do or think about anything else. Hell, it's a Friday night and I just brought home and finished three hours of work, I worked 40 hours in four days, and I'm going into the office tomorrow.

Or maybe it's just that there isn't any drama to write about, and that's the fun stuff.

So I don't know. For the handful of readers out there, I may post sporadically, but don't count on it for a little bit at least. I'm not calling it a day here, I'm just taking some time off. No, LiveJournal, I'm not breaking up with you. I just need some time apart for awhile.

Thanks for listening, and I hope you listen when I pick this back up in about a month.

Seriously. Thanks.

Nothing/Everything to report.

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:03:58 GMT

I want to say that not much has happened over the last few weeks, but really it's been quite the opposite. Instead of having nothing to post about, I've almost had too much, and the resulting overload prevented me from even checking my friends-list, much less yapping about what I've been up to. But I have time now, so what the hell?

I got the promotion at work, and now I'm in charge of five people (one of which works off-site). Then team I'm on is great--I didn't switch jobs or anything, so I'm leading my fellow teammates. I'm excited and a little nervous because work has been hellish. Plus, I have to work on New Year's Day. It sounds bad, but I'm earning two vacation days for doing it, and that's pretty sweet. I just have to be sure to stop drinking at 1 a.m. in order to be presentable.

Christmas has come and gone, and it was actually quite enjoyable. We did 85% of our shopping on the 16th, and the rest of it on the following Tuesday. Since we were done shopping completely, we enjoyed the last week before Christmas--we saw the windows at (ergh) Macy's, went to the German market in Daley Plaza, and watched ice skaters on the rink at Millennium Park (the line was an hour long, and we decided not worth waiting for). There was no last minute running around, and no flare-ups, or anything. It was just...nice. No complaints.

Mike finished his trimester at school and is off on break for two weeks. I'm really jealous, but I had a lot of time off earlier this month, so I really can't complain. I finished the storyline on Zelda's Twilight Princess, and became a mega-tennis pro on Wii Sports. I want to finish the mini-missions on Zelda before I get a new game (Elebits), so I have a long way to go on it.

And that's about it. Oh, I saw "Children of Men" last night and it was fantastic. Loved it! Go see it. Anyway, hope everyone's holidays went/are going well!

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 14:07:35 GMT

Mike forwarded me an email sent out by Nintendo to anyone who registered a Wii which provided a link to a long list of warnings and do-not-dos. None of these warnings were a surprise to me; they were all enumerated in the Wii operating manual that came with the system. Being me, I read the whole thing.

It's mostly the typical video game warnings--watch out for carpal tunnel, watch out for seizures, watch out for TV burn-in, watch out for electric shock, that sort of thing. But since the Wii has a very unique, very interactive gameplay, there's a whole slew of new warnings--make sure you have a clear space for playing, so you can move your arms all around, make sure that you do not injure fellow players. The most important safety warning for the Wii is don't let go of the controllers, either the remote or the nunchuk. It seems intuitive and a wrist strap is provided, but when people get excited about tennis, stuff like this happens (the blog dedicated to Wii-related injuries and destruction is called Wii Have a Problem).

We personally haven't had any Wii-related destruction, but one time when Mike was playing Zelda, we were both sitting on the couch, me on the Left side when facing the TV, Mike on the right. He was getting really into a battle, and he punched out with the nunchuk (in his left hand), and punched me really hard in the knee. It bruised. Last night I was doing a mission so frustrating, so infuriating, I nearly chucked the remote and nunchuk at the TV. I didn't, of course, and after I just decided not to care ("I don't give a shit if their goddamned carriage burns to the fucking ground, I'm just going to let it burn") I finished it. I ended up squeezing the hell out of the controllers, but even with the worst "normal" damage to a Wii controller (not things like driving a car over it, of course) the controllers don't break. Nintendo may have made a fun if not somewhat dangerous product, but a well-made one at that.

Anyway, I think the best part of the safety warnings is a guideline about never letting go of the remote. They say on their website, "If you are having so much fun that you start perspiring, take a moment to dry your hands." Even when they're talking about people potentially ruining their TVs and items around them, they make sure to mention that this all happens in the name of fun. Which is totally true.

Artifical trees.

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:46:16 GMT

My interviews on Friday were incredibly trying, and by the end I was so completely exhausted I felt like slumping over in my chair and taking a nap under the conference room table. They went...ehh. Not great. Not horrific, but not great either. Luckily, I had a nice weekend to help me recuperate.

Mike and I went to deepest, darkest Indiana with his mom (Kay) and step dad (Bob) to cut down our Christmas trees on a tree farm. When I was a kid I had heard of traditions like this and viewed them in a sort or Norman Rockwell sort of way: it seemed very traditional, very American, very Christmas, but that's not the way my family did it. We drove the three minutes to the Frank's Garden Center and picked out our tree in their lot. As my sister's allergies worsened and my parents became eminently more reasonable, we got a fake tree and never looked back. You never had to feed it water, or pick up needles, or get stabbed by needles, or cart the tree out wit the garbage, worry about getting tree sap on keepsake ornaments, or even go outside to get the tree. No, you just go into the basement, pull the coffin-sized box off of the shelves, and build the damn thing. Even thought fake (erm, artificial) trees weren't incredibly realistic back in the late 1980s, my parents got a really nice seven footer. It cost more upfront, but they understood that they wouldn't have to drop money on a new tree every year, and as time passed it was cheaper to have the fake one.

One of the downsides to a fake tree is that you can't tinsel it. Okay, you could tinsel it, but then that's a huge pain in the ass to pack up again. On our real trees, my mom would meticulously tinsel the hell out of it, and I thought that it looked awesome. We switched to silver garland when we got the fake tree, but it was never really the same (side note: I would tinsel my real tree now, but (a) I can't find tinsel in the stores and (b) I'm not as patient as my mom was, and that's saying something as she was incredibly impatient).

The first Christmas Mike and I had together (back in 1998) was a little surreal for me. We did stuff with my family--hors d'oeuvers and "Die Hard", and a tree with colored lights, and just lazy fun. With his family, it's the Norman Rockwell thing. A white-lighted real tree covered in silver and gold ornaments--very little garish colors, and no Star Wars, Star Trek, or tacky handmade ornaments--a dress up dinner and, I shit you not, singing Christmas carols around the tree as a family.

I honestly didn't think people actually did stuff like that.

As the time went on, I got used the two very different celebrations and their little quirks: my family's frozen pies versus Mike's family's homemade pies, real versus fake trees, singing carols versus watching Bruce Willis kick some German ass. It was comforting to have both--my "real" Christmas, and Mike's almost make-believe Christmas. When my dad died my Christmases changed, of course, and I spent more time with Mike's family. I've gotten used to their Christmas to-dos, but secretly I wish for pajamas and curling up on the couch, watching a movie, and eating miniature hot dogs wrapped in tiny rolls and cheese puffs, in the glow of the old-fashioned large colored bulbs on the fake tree. I like the pomp and circumstance, but like a scaled back holiday. In a way, Mike's family's Christmas is like taking a vacation to somewhere I haven't visited in awhile and although it's fun to visit, sometimes you just want to go home.

To get back to the point, we cut down our tree last Saturday. Mike's brother George was in Memphis running a half-marathon and because of that picking out trees was incredibly fast. We all knew what type and size of tree we wanted, so we didn't have to look at each...and...every...tree...on...the...farm first. In and out, that's what I like. We got a really great tree, and we decorated it Sunday (lights) and Monday (ornaments). As I've done for the last three Christmases, I asked Mike if we could get a fake tree--wouldn't it be easier, cheaper, less stressful?--and he looked at me as if I asked him we could start kidnapping kids off the street and locking them in our closets or something. Now we have a really great tree all decked out and it's definitely put me into a more holiday-esque mood. I just like having the tree--albeit a real one--covered in colored lights and tons of tacky and well-loved ornaments.

Jerking me around on a short leash.

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 15:39:15 GMT

Last Spring, my supervisor let slip that he was pretty much over acting as my work team's lead instead of just being a middle manager, and said that they were opening the position up for applicants and that I should apply. Of course I did, because it's a good career move and an increase in pay grade, and the fact was back then I really wanted the job. I submitted my resume via an department website, had one informal interview with my bosses, and then I heard diddly for about four months. I figured that either (a) the department couldn't afford to have another team lead, or (b) that they didn't think I was ready for the job. Sure, I would have loved some feedback either way, but I got none and just assumed that it was sloppy procedures.

So at the end of October, they said that the team lead position was open again. This time it was a lot more formal: a posting on the internal available jobs website, and another resume submission (although it was on a different system than the last so I had to rewrite mine from scratch--my own fault, now rectified by having a separate Word doc resume. And then nothing happened again. I, of course, assumed the worst: they didn't offer me an interview, so I should just shove off. While this was happening, a friend of mine at work left for a better job, and everyone started grumbling, myself included. Clearly they don't give two shits about me, I thought, otherwise they wouldn't be teasing me along with this leadership position.

So I started looking for a different job in the company. I didn't find much, but enough to give me hope. Just as I was at the end of my rope and was about to apply elsewhere in the company, I get the interview request email. Four formal interviews tomorrow with a whole slew of people. And what did I do? I of course accepted the interviews.

And so I'm going to let them keep yanking my chain for a bit, because God knows it'll take them months to sort out what they have after the interviews. The funny thing is that when I found about the interviews, I wasn't worried about how I would do, because I'm actually quite good at interviewing, especially this repetitive type of interviews--basically the same one four times, after all. No, what I was worried about was if I could still wear jeans on casual Friday if I had interviews that day. Would that be respectful? What would they thing? Blah, blah.

I asked one of the interviewers who works in my department--my new boss, actually--and he said jeans would be fine. Thank God on two levels: a reasonable uptight boss who understands the sanctity of jeans-Fridays, and the fact that I won't be obsessing about which pair of work-pants-that-don't-fit-as-well-as-they-used-to I should wear.

The End, bitches.

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:20:18 GMT

I finally finished the thing, and it felt really great. There's nothing quite like putting the words, "The End" on the page. This one's going to need a shitload of editing, and tons of problem solving, but the first draft, she is down on paper. Now comes the second most gratifying thing about NaNo: printing off the novel at work. Ah, nothing quite like physical proof of a month's worth of writing output and somewhat stealing my employer's printer ink. Doubly as satisfying.

So what did I learn this NaNo? That I can write a fairly okay book even if I'm not toally in love with it all the time (like I was with the last one). My biggest hurdle is keeping my butt in the chair, not the writing itself. I need to plan more during October, much more. Dance music is perfect writing music for me when there's no specific song/artist I want to write to.

No big life changing revelations, I suppose. Just small little ones. Like I really like doing NaNo, and I really like writing. I'm just loathe to devote my personal time on a regular basis to write. That's why NaNo works for me, because it's jumping into the deep end of the pool with no lessons; if you're determined enough, you'll learn to swim. And maybe you find you're a pretty good swimmer, and even if you're not Olympics-material, if you love swimming, then just do it regardless of what anyone thinks. I haven't had anyone read anything I've written except for the small blurbs I was putting on the NaNo website, and I haven't been doing that recently.

Anyway, I'm glad that I did it again this year, and didn't back out when it looked scary, or when I realized on October 28th that I was way under-prepared, and kept my promise to keep NaNo my focus.

Well, now what? I need to balance my checkbook, and do some Christmas shopping. Clean the bathrooms and go to the gym every day again (hopefully my ankle has healed over the last four weeks, and if not, I need to schedule a doctor's appointment to have it looked at). Start running again (God knows I can listen to Madonna more when I do that) and play Zelda a lot more.

All in all, it was a good month. Keep going if you're still writing your NaNovel, and if you've stopped, consider picking it up again. If you've never done it and have always wanted to write a book, start thinking about your 2007 NaNo now. NaNo's point is "if not now, when?" Maybe 2007 will be when you say "now". It's been my "now" for three years running, and I couldn't be happier!

NaNo Progress: 57,116/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 1,127/79,506 (top 1.42% of) total writers!

Inspired, Energized, and Jubiliant.

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 21:39:38 GMT

This is the best part of hitting 50K, but not being done with the novel. Because so many people finish up their novel just at or barely above 50K words even, I just keep moving up the total word ranking as I finish my book. I have about 6K left--one more chapter, and it's a doozy--but I'm too hungry to write right now. I'm going to take a break, and finish tonight or tomorrow during the day. I can't wait for normalcy again! No more writing! Going to the gym! Playing video games, a lot!

Also, I really, really have to thank my friend Lauren for giving me Madonna's new album. It's just been such a boon to me over these last ten thousand words. I'm actually a little sad that the last song I'll be writing to is from the Killers album that got me through the first half of the mo th because it's just the song that matches the scene, but this album just gave me new writing life. Incredible! She's getting a big hung on Monday at work.

NaNo Progress: 51,907/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 1,082/79,177 (top 1.37% of) total writers!

Rededicated.

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:18:04 GMT

Reached 50K.

I still have two more chapters to go, and I'll probably end up with about 60K words total. I'm just glad to jump over the official hurdle, ut now I still have to finish the book. The Madonna album is working perfectly--I find myself bobbing from side to side to the music as I type, which helps me to not focus too hard, allowing me to just let the writing happen. Good times.

NaNo Progress: 50,036/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 1,953/79,174 (top 2.45% of) total writers!

Reinvigoration.

Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:37:32 GMT

A friend of mine at work, Lauren, lent me Madonna's most recent CD which I added to my iPod. It's surprising how an infusion of new music can be inspiring, especially beat-heavy dance music. I didn't want to write tonight, true, but I did, and there were those brief spans of time when I wouldn't really look at the screen; instead I would stare transfixed at the keyboard as my fingers flitted across its surface, chowing through 500 words faster than usual. I strongly suggest Madonna's "Jump" as a power up song. If Madonna's not your thing, try anything new to you and upbeat. If it can make you bounce and bob as you write, then you'll feel your energy renewed.

Still not in love with my book, but I'm pushing, nay, cattle-prodding it forward. It's excruciating, but also oddly empowering--I'm proving at this point that I'm no quitter.

Saw the new Bond movie today, "Casino Royale". Found out that I personally would pay $9 bucks to watch Daniel Craig run, if that was his next film. So hot. My new inspiration for the love-interest in my book, a Chicago cop. Yummy! The movie was pretty good, and shit blew up. Not a bad time at the movies.

Now? It is time to eat, Wii, and sleep sometime in the next six hours. In that order.

NaNo Progress: 46,571/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 1,998/79,070 (top 2.53% of) total writers!

Obligatory.

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:53:02 GMT

I'm ready for NaNo to be over. I need to get back into the damn gym. I need to spend a lot of time with the Wii. I need to be able to come home and sit my ass on the couch and not feel like I have a huge obligation sitting on my shoulders. I just want this book to be done. In order to get to "the end" by the end of the month, I'm glossing over somethings that eventually I'll flesh out in the monstrous editing process. Whereas with the first novel, the editing is tightening the plot and cleaning things up, this one is going to need a lot more. Just more of everything.

NaNo Progress: 43,349/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 2,153/78,984 (top 2.73% of) total writers!

Need to play Wii...

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 00:38:58 GMT

The thing is, all I really want to do is play with the Wii. Writing is one of the last things i want to do, but I'm going to see this book through to the end. There's only ten more days in the month anyway, so I figure what the hell! Why not. Also: compacting my story to get it done in the month. Will be expanded heavily in far off distant future revisions and editing. Considered not doing NaNo next year today, but was the immediately innudated with several nagging plot bunnies.

Mmm...hungry now.

NaNo Progress: 40,004/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 2,589/78,874 (top 3.28% of) total writers!

A high hurdle.

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:50:34 GMT

Did I meet my 50K-by-Sunday goal? Hell, no. That's because I just introduced the biggest NaNo hurdle I've ever had.

Yesterday, we bought a Nintendo Wii.

And I want to spend all my time with it.

So what I've done is made a promise to myself: I can't start to play Zelda until after November. Also, I shortened my novel outline to only have eight more chapters. With ten more days in the month, this should be manageable. Plus, each chapter's about 2,500 words, so that works out to be 20K more, which healthily put me over the 50K mark.

I just have to not play the beautiful, shiny, lovely Wii sitting there between the PS2 and Tivo.

This will be the hardest challenge yet.

Forcing my butt into the chair.

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:52:54 GMT

A rough writing day. Well, let me clarify. The writing wasn't tough, it was making myself sit down and write that was the problem. Tomorrow morning I have to renew my now-expired drivers license and I'm going to take the time in line at the God forsaken hellhole to outline my next chapter or two. I breached 35K, and the next mini goal is 40K in the next time sitting down to write. Totally doable for me. Granted, if I can get my butt in the chair to write.

Also, too tired. Going to bed.

NaNo Progress: 36,623/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 1,994/78,502 (top 2.54% of) total writers!
My goal for this week is to crack back into the top 2%. Don't think I'm gonna make it.

New stretch goal.

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:45:37 GMT

I was very bad and took two days off to really do nothing. I was just kind of feeling low in general--feeling bad about work, feeling bad about my book, feeling bad about blowing off the gym to write, that sort of thing. But today I had a super-productive day at work and at the novel. The only reason I stopped when I did was because it was getting sort of late, and I have work tomorrow. Else, I would have had another 1,500 words done before going to bed, and then I'd be over the 35K cusp. I always struggle to write (not the actual writing, but the making-time-to-write) from 30-40K, but since I'm almost halfway through it, I'm feeling better.

Plus, I outlined the rest of my book, so now I feel like I have more focus. But bad news: my last day's writing to-do outline has been split into three sessions...8,712 words for the last two, and my 1,5000 end to go. A 10K chapter, yikes! Anyways, feeling better about the book. I way behind my personal targets, but I have a weekend of only laundry, bill paying, and writing ahead of me. My goal? 50K by Sunday night.

And I'm glad I found my motivating song of the novel--it makes a big difference to have the theme songs. Bling! (And "you've only got one".)

NaNo Progress: 33,912/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 2,240/78,384 (top 2.86% of) total writers!
My goal for this week is to crack back into the top 2%.

Nearing the middle.

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:02:38 GMT

I cut my noveling by half tonight because I stopped at the halfway point of what I had outlined. Still, half an outline to get me to nearly 30K is nice; I think I like just coming short of the round numbers each night, because it's something nice to hit and blow through the next night (so probably tomorrow I'll end at around 34,500 words, or something like that).

The good news is that I'm about to add my MC's romantic interest into the mix, and I'm going to spend the next day really finalizing who he is and shit like that (since I don't have to outline, I already know what I have to write--it's just the character details that are still up in the air as of right now).

NaNo Progress: 29,820/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 1,887/77,783 (top 2.43% of) total writers!
My goal for this week is to crack back into the top 2%.

Stupid 26.

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 19:42:57 GMT

This week, my whole life conspired against me to keep me away from my computer. I was planning on taking Friday night off, so that wasn't a big deal. Mike, Katie, her boyfriend Matt, and I went out to dinner at Dave's Italian Kitchen in Evanston, and then saw "Stranger than Fiction". A GREAT film, and brilliantly written. And let me tell you, if you're doing NaNo, it'll either crazy inspire you or make you feel really bad.

It's a really brilliant screenplay, a wonderful story, and part of me is jealous I don't have a fantastic idea like that behind my story, and the other part of me is depressed because I might never have an idea like that, and the rest of me is in awe of story and really appreciates it. I really loved how you could see the movie building towards its end, with in interwoven scenes of the boy on his new bike and the woman looking for a job and becoming a bus driver. I was a little miffed that although they used Chicago well (River City for his friend's apartment was brilliant location work, that place was so that character), they didn't acknowledge or use street names. Weird. It's both inspiring and uplifting, and I'll admit to crying a little near the end. And the idea of characters being real people, doing what the book is narrating is a very cool idea. I think I'm going to buy the DVD when it eventually comes out. If it doesn't get screenplay nods come award season, I'll be disappointed.

Anyway, yesterday was my birthday, and my driver's licence expired. But since I was born on a federal holiday, the DMV was closed, so now I have an expired licence. I apparently have to sit for the written test again, but Mike didn't have to because he got the Safe Driver's online renewal. That's BS because he's gotten like seven tickets since he last renewed his liscence, and I've had only one. But I have to go out to the 'burbs next weekend to get that shit done. Then we went out to Aurora for Mike's step-niece's 3rd birthday party, which was fun but we stayed too late.

And so here I am on Sunday, behind on my word count goal by 5,000 words. I'm going to be more disciplined this week--less going on, no Lost, etc.--but still. This year I know that I can get the 50K in the month, and I could wrap up the book easily, but it's been tough. It's only going to get tougher next week--Mike's going to get a Nintendo Wii, and I'm going to want to spend all my time with it. I'm sure i won;t be the only NaNoer with that problem.

Also, totally addicted to the Killer's new album. I think I've listened to it ten times in the last two days. The plus side? It's provided me with the soundtrack for the final scene of my novel--track 4, "Bling (Confessions of a King), specifically the last minute or so of it. This is just like the Interpol's "Narc" for being a huge scene anticipating to write. The plus side is that I have this too look forward to in the last chapter, to give me a boost of energy as I head towards the best part of NaNo--"THE END".

NaNo Progress: 25,200/50,000 words done! (over halfway there for 50K!)
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 2,158/77,345 (top 2.79% of) total writers!
My goal for this week is to crack back into the top 2%.

My subconscious bleeding through.

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 14:33:50 GMT

So last night I wrote about my MC having her birthday and her two remaining friends in the office getting her balloons and cupcakes, and taking her out to lunch.

I completely forgot that my birthday was Saturday, and then came into the office today to find my cube completely decorated with streamers, balloons, and about 30 pictures of Jim Halpert from "The Office". Love it!

A tug of war between my story and me

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:12:35 GMT

Ugh, the words had to be forcibly pulled out of me tonight. I posted another 3K+ night, but it was uphill, the entire time. I've got all of my Wednesday shows to catch up on from last night--I went to my friend Karen's birthday party and stayed pretty late, and got more than tispy on various types of wines proferred. And...I'm hungry again, and The Office starts in twenty minutes. TOnight's going to be an awesome episode! Also, I have crazy dry skin. Ugh, again.

NaNo Progress: 22,611/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 1,475/76,471 (top 1.92% of) total writers!
I realize now I've been doing my percentages wrong this whole month so far. My bad. I'm not going to go back and correct it, because I'm lazy...or maybe I will. But not now.

First rule of NaNo: Butt in chair!

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:21:50 GMT

As this is my third year doing NaNo, I can definitively say what is normal for me and what is not as far as this event goes. What is not normal is my crazy word counts in one sittings as I've been doing. My personal goal is 2,500 words/day, and I'm exceeding that by a ton, by both writing faster (100 words per hour fast than last year, which is just part of experience and improved padding techniques) and as a result writing much more ber sitting.

What is normal for me is my inability to put my butt into the chair to write. The first step of NaNo is to want to write, which I do, and the second step is to actually sit in the chair and do it. The second step is where I falter. It's not that I have tons to do or whatever, but I'm disappointed that I (occasionally) lack the discipline to sit down and write. When I do sit down, I produce. Copiously. It's not really a wall I hit, but rather a hurdle I have to get over every day I come home from work with a mini outline in my notebook and ideas to put to paper.

The good news is that I'm entering a better part of my novel, where my MC's coworkers turn on her because of rumors and lies, which culminates in her meeting her love interest. Plus, my MC gets to have a really sad Christmas where she's lonely and shit, and I like writing somewhat depressing stuff. Feelings make for easy word count.

NaNo Progress: 19,156/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 1,368/75,390 (top 0.018% of) total writers!

Cold turkey.

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:17:38 GMT

A guy I work with moved to Chicago from Nashville last year, and he's a pretty okay guy. Last week, he quit smoking and we're all (meaning me and my fellow coworkers) trying to be really supportive of him. However, and as could be expected, he's in a terrible mood after six days of no smoking and is biting the heads off of everyone he goes near today. I've decided that the best way to handle it is just to not say anything to him at all, and let him stew in his own juices.

Boo-urns. (But it's my fault really.)

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:56:26 GMT

I did not make my weekend's word count goal of 20K, but I did make it past 15K, and that's no small thing. I just have to be sure I write every night this week, and I should be at 30K by Friday. I really want to have 50K by the 15th, and things are moving nicely. My main problem this year is the outlining--figuring out what I want to write about. Since I didn't do this in October, a lot of this is hard work on the bus or at lunch at work, writing up my "to cover" outline before getting home and down to work. It's clear now that going to the gym is going to suffer this month, but meh. My ankle is healing and I should be running by December anyway, so it's a trade off.

My earphones aren't doing that weird screechy thing again.

I hear Mike doing all of the dishes we had sitting around and I need to go help him, so I'm this short...now.

Also, the Bears broke my fucking heart today.

NaNo Progress: 16,409/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 885/73,516 (top 0.012% of) total writers! (Better, but still--see what happens when you take a Saturday off? Very bad Mary! Stop being lazy!)

Bad Mary! No soup for you!

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 16:26:35 GMT

So on Friday I took the night off from NaNo because a friend went out to dinner with Mike and I and then we went to a bar for my brother-in-law's 29th birthday party. Yesterday? There's no excuse. I just was lazy, and that's really bad of me. But I got up early and knocked out a ton of words to get me into the five-digit range. After the Bears game today, I'm hoping to get to 15K--really, I'd love 20K, but I'm not holding my breath.

NaNo Progress: 11,773/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 1,741/72,795 (top 0.024% of) total writers! (See what happens when you take a Saturday off? Bad Mary!)

When in doubt, get your MC drunk (I'll be doing that later tonight!)

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:54:19 GMT

The words are coming easier now, but a lot of them still suck ass. That's okay though, I plowed through nearly 3,000 words in an hour and a half, which is good time for me. I'm taking a break to watch "The Office" and eat some dinner with Mike, but I hope to get back onto the writing horse tonight and get my MC good and drunk at an office open bar mixer. Ah, to be drunk with ones coworkers...so terrible, so embarrassing, so stupid. So much fodder.

And what sucks is that my earbuds for my iPod are kinds screwed up. Even when no music is played, they sort of whirr and screech as if there's something wrong with them. Also, I don't think I'm cut out to write a brighter novel after all. I like dark and moody and thrilling mysteries. A chick lit, that is not. But I'm liking the book a little more--really, standing the book a little more--and am really glad to see the words fly out of my fingers like this. Beg, borrow and steal all the words you can during week 1!

NaNo Progress: 7,961/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 703/68,098 (top 0.01% of) total writers!

You Novel Now!

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:44:38 GMT

So I started NaNo with a new first day record for myself--5,033 words on day one! Although that's nothing compared to that Australian dude who hit 50K in one day, but more power to him! Had I taken today off of work and had a solid outline, I mathematically could have hit 40K, but that would have been too crazy. I'm just happy that even with hurting fingers (bit my nails too much, my own fault) I could still pound out 5K in three hours. Heck, I even skipped Top Model and Lost to write tonight! (I heart Tivo, I'll catch up on everything tomorrow or the day after.)

But although I'm not loving my story so far, it's going okay. Since I wrote the same story in two parts the last two NaNos, it's hard writing new characters. I keep typing "Lane" for my main character instead of "Erin", and it's getting a little annoying. I don't know if this is kosher, but a lot of my characters are not so much lifted but adapted from the people in my workplace now.

Damn, the NaNo site is SLOW. I'm just trying to upload my word count and it's taking forever. I won't go to bed until I log today's words.

Update already, DAMMIT!

Ahem.

Alright, I'm getting a little punchy.

Anyway, my outline is loose and fast this year, with little structure. I know what major point I have to hit along the way, and I think I'm going to have a monster word count this year. I'm padding like hell and some of its...

STUPID WEBSITE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'PAGE NOT FOUND'? EFF YOU, NANO SERVERS! YOU KNOW WHERE THAT DAMN PAGE IS ALREADY, EFFING LOAD IT AND BE DONE WITH IT! GOSH!

...going to be good, and a lot of it's going to be bad. Possibly really bad. But it'll take me awhile to get into the groove as it were. Like Nano 2004/5's novel--I've reread some of it and it's not total excrement. In fact, I have a great opening and a pretty fine ending. Also, not to terrible in that middle part either. Of course since it's never been edited--still on my to-do list--there's some plot lines that get dropped and added out of nowhere, and someone's uncle in the first half becomes their dad in the second, because it's better that way, but besides things like that, it's not total crap. NaNo 2006, I fear, will be mostly crap. I'm okay with this in a way, because there will be some good stuff muddled in there with the crap, and it could be nothing more than a learning tool. Meaning, plan more, moron. Don't go into November with a loose outline and no details. Name, nay, identify all the major characters before you start writing.

And because I'm so damn competitive:

NaNo Progress: 5,034/50,000 words done!
NaNo Word Count Ranking: 641/64,009 (top 0.01% of) total writers!

Weekly blurb update...

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:13:51 GMT

Feeling ambivalent about NaNo. My bosses told me at a bar night last Thursday that the supervisor position is mine, with five people under me--it's a matter of weeks. So that's an extra ten hours of work a week, plus working out, plus NaNo seems daunting. NaNo seems like the thing closest to the chopping block.

On the other hand, planning for NaNo is going very differently than in previous years but is happening. I talk through my plot/story while commuting to and from work, and I'm working out the kinks. I have enough to get me started and enough to hit 50K with, but am I in love with the story? Not sure yet. I think that if I actually put my ass in my chair and write, it'll happen, but if I make excuses, I'm done.

Also, I really hurt my right foot last week. I worked out really hard last Sunday, and I felt fine until I woke up the next morning with a stiff foot. The pain alternates between my achilles tendon and the bones near the toes (like the pad of the foot), and it's causing me to limp a little. The bad news is that I can run anymore because my foot won't let me, so all the hard work I've put in over the previous month (up to two miles total interspersed with walking) is gone. I can still walk and bike, and I'm thinking that this injury might make me work more on my core and arms. Which I need, because I'm flabby-ish.

A friend of mine at work was really unhappy with her job, so she went off and found a new one at a new place in the suburbs, closer to where she lives. Although I'm really happy for her (because she escaped a job she hated), I'm going to miss her. The transition will be tough because she was so much fun and really knew how to pull me out of my shell.

Gotta work now.